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[honorableroots]

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[existonance]

[SPOTS THAT]



...how many? Please share information about every newborn deer you have seen so Echo can understand this comparison.

[inching her hand for the cabinet door slowly]

[honorableroots]

[SLAMS THE DOOR WITH BOTH OF HIS OWN HANDS, sweatin']

Fine! I'll tell you! Every single one. All of them.

[resonantblue]

[i'm just going to make my life easier and reply with the echo account that actually has icons]



[pulls her hand back?!?!]

Yes...?! Please go ahead!

[honorableroots]

[AFTER THAT, he is gonna come right up to her and lift her RIGHT UP, carrying her bridal style, carrying her away]

[and goes through a long list]

[resonantblue]

[caught off guard by being lifted, and automatically winding her arms around his neck

and instead of being too bothered that he's ESCAPING THIS BY CARRYING HER OUT, she's completely in awe, i mean, she can't believe she's in love with a man who can literally list Every Single baby deer he's encountered, what the]

R-remarkable, Robin. This is a talent I did not know you had...?!

[honorableroots]

I wouldn't call it a talent...

[resonantblue]

[ahh he's blushing]

A skill? Ability? Proficiency? Mastery?

[honorableroots]

[Gonna take her to the bedroom.

Drop her off in the bed,

...

Closes the door and disappears.

His ears were still red though.]

[resonantblue]

[sits there on the bed. see, she can't disrespect his decision to put her in here... but also it's a dumb decision


and she's dumb, too.

knocking loudly on their bedroom door, from inside the bedroom]

Why am I in here?

[honorableroots]

Stay there and don't leave until I come get you, you nosy mast-!

[pause.

second pause.

third pause.]

You nosy wife of mine!

[resonantblue]

[and he can't see her blush either now]

"Nos—" So I did locate something interesting behind that cabinet door!

[honorableroots]

JUST STAY PUT.

[that's a yes.]

[resonantblue]

[....................presses her ear to the door]

[honorableroots]

[clang clang, some clattering, some whirring, a little tiny yelp here and there followed by familir cursing, but it seems fine]

[resonantblue]

[true, that's not concerning, not terribly so, no.

except this is a nosy wife who wants to see what her busy husband is doing, so she cracks the door open and sticks her head out]

[honorableroots]

[It seems everything is normal! Though something catches your eye if you sneak out and take another look.]

[resonantblue]

[crawling out there, along the wall, to see what this is]

[honorableroots]

[If you manage to make it close enough to the living room, you'll see that there are little cute jyanta paper craft banners hanging along the top of the walls.

There's also small little wooden jyantas here and there, most definitely handmade.]

[resonantblue]

[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clamps her hand over her mouth and makes the stealthy attempt to slide back into the bedroom]

[honorableroots]

[STEALTH UNDETECTED!! Or at least it sees so since when Robin comes back up like half an hour later, he seems AWFULLY proud of himself.]

Sorry for the wait, but I'm ready to show you something pretty great! Are you alright though?

[resonantblue]

[she's still so flustered, so flustered she spent that half an hour rolling back and forth in bed]

THAT IS FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE. ECHO WAS—SLEEPING. PLEASE LEAD THE WAY.

[honorableroots]

...

Sleeping, huh?

...

Were you doing something naughty in here without me?

[reaching to grab her hand though.]

[resonantblue]

[holds his hand tightly, maybe too tightly]

—n-no, nothing like that.

[fuckyew]

You sure are actin' sneaky though, take it from the sneaky king himself~